Showing posts with label dwarf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dwarf. Show all posts

Friday, February 7, 2014

Still Proud To Be A Freak


About fifteen years ago, I got my first tattoo. Since then, I acquired four more. Considering the permanency of a tattoo, I put a great deal of thought into each one to make sure that my choices would always accurately represent an element of who I am or at least a milestone in my personal evolution.

My third tattoo was hugely significant to me. It was the word “Freak” which, I proudly showed off to many. It surprised me how often it upset people and the things they would say like, “You should think better of yourself.” That is when I realized that a whole lot of people are not at all comfortable with being different. I think…no, I know I awesome because I am unique. There is nobody else exactly like me. I’m a rare freak of nature who is totally confident and secure with herself. It is not my fault that others have negative feelings attached to the word “freak.”

Then, the unexpected happened. I adopted a holistic lifestyle and lost 17 lbs. This would not be a big deal if I was an average sized person but I’m not. I’m only 2’ 7” tall. Going from 55 lbs to 38 lbs caused some serious freak changes.

I didn’t realize the extent of the matter until I was backstage at a Mickey Avalon concert last year. He asked if I wanted his autograph but I had no paper or anything for him to write on. So, I did what any resourceful woman would do. I whipped my boob out for him to sign. I will never forget what he said at that moment. “I’ll sign right here next to Frank.” That is when I realized that my “Freak” had morphed into “Frank” and that was not acceptable. My beloved “Freak” had to go. 


Mickey Avalon & Jane Hash
photo by Tom Trainer

As I stated earlier, I put a great deal of thought into each tattoo. As badly as I wanted to hide “Frank”, I didn’t want to put any ol’ thing on my body forever. After much contemplation the image I finally decided upon is the face of my sweet furbaby, Bob the Savannah Cat.

Monday, August 27, 2012

A Dose of Dark Humor

Fighting social injustices and advocating for those in need is some pretty serious work.  In an effort to maintain balance in my life, my co-conspirators and I randomly put together videos of pure silly shenanigans with a healthy dose of dark humor.

The following video "2 Dwarves 1 Cup" is a sequel to one of our previous videos "1 Dwarf 1 Cup."  Both were inspired by the infamous "2 Girls 1 Cup."  Enjoy!


Friday, May 4, 2012

Name that movie!

If you are here looking for the opportunity to vote on the title of the documentary about your favorite, fun-sized, dwarf-of-many-hats, just look to the upper right and cast your vote!
Jane Hash and Skully
photo by Tom Trainer

Friday, March 2, 2012

Close Encounters of the Dwarf Kind

I have a confession to make.  Actually, a more accurate way to phrase this following statement would be to say that, I simply have an awkward truth to reveal.  I don't like the use of the word "confession" in this situation because it implies a wrongdoing of some sort on my part which is not at all the case.


I am proud to admit that at 37 years old, I have almost totally overcome my phobia of short statured people.  Considering the fact the I'm a wheelchair user who is only 2 foot and 7 inches 'long,' this admission probably seems rather strange or even contrived.  I assure you of the authenticity of my weirdness.


I was born and raised among who I jokingly refer to as "Biggers."  I went to 'regular' school from elementary school throughout high school and met very few people with disabilities along the way.  I didn't even meet another little person until I went to college.  


Her name was Ellie and she was super nice.  It is very hard to describe what befriending Ellie was like for me.  As an adult, it was the first time I was eye level with another adult.  I would get nervous and awkward around her but I would not avoid her because I was intrigued by her.  Plus, as I said, she was super nice.  I think she sensed my goofiness but I'm not sure if she knew what it was about.


Well, it was near Winter Break at the college and Ellie waved me down in the hallway.  She invited me to a Christmas party sponsored by the local chapter of the Little People of America.  At that point in my life, the thought of turning down a party invitation was just absurd!  So, I went.


December in Ohio, especially near Lake Erie, is generally painfully cold.  It was snowing and blowing like mad on party day...and freezing!  It was never too cold to keep me from a good time though because I was a party girl!  As soon as I rolled my wheelchair into the festively decorated banquet hall that was full of people eye level with me, I started sweating like it was 150 degrees outside!  I was grateful to be a 'sitting' person at that moment because I surely would have fallen down otherwise.  Knowing what I know now, I'm fairly certain that I had a panic attack.  When I saw the baby dwarf-toddlers wobbling at the speed of light on their bowed little legs I was terrified to move my wheelchair because I was afraid of squashing them.  I am REALLY freaking small and they were about a quarter my size!  I finally got a slight grip on myself and backed my chair up into a corner where I felt all parties would be safe.  Everyone was very nice and came over to talk to me, and welcome me to the group.  I admit...I have no idea what any of them said to me because I was too mesmerized by the fact that I could see the tops of some of their heads!  I was overwhelmed.


I managed to survive the party without losing consciousness or killing any babies and hopefully I did not make a total ass of myself.  I never went to another LPA event and I eventually lost touch with Ellie.  


On a positive note though, I no longer have such severe reactions when I encounter other little people when I'm out in the world.  I even accepted a date with a short statured guy several years ago.  


Little baby dwarf steps...(pun totally intended)

Saturday, December 17, 2011

HEALTH FREEDOMS - 1

I originally wrote this rant in January of this year.



In 2001 the FDA banned the herb ‘comfrey’ from being put into products intended for internal use because two people had died from over using it.  If misused it also could in some cases promote liver malfunction, especially if cirrhosis or other liver disease is already present.  Does this mean we should ignore the fact that comfrey has been effectively used to speed the healing of bruises, broken bones and flesh wounds for centuries?  Should we disregard it as a food even though it is rich in protein, calcium, selenium and several other beneficial nutrients?  It is one of few plants that contain vitamin B12, which is imperative for our bodies to maintain very basic functions.  Did I mention that it also relieves pain?


In 1976 the FDA approved Percocet as a safe medication.  Then in 2009 an advisory panel suggested Percocet and Vicodin be taken off the market because they had been linked to at least 400 deaths.  Yet these drugs are still available today.

Every patient’s needs and conditions are different.  I am not at all implying that there is no need for the above-mentioned drugs.  However, they are seriously over used and misused.  Unfortunately, the reason these drugs are over prescribed is because the pharmaceutical companies are making money off of your illness, plus they make money off all the illnesses that these drugs cause.
If you went to your local health food store and were able to buy comfrey capsules to treat your illness, the big time drug dealers aka pharmaceutical companies would not get their cut.

TWO DEATHS VS 400 DEATHS??????

It sure is a good thing the FDA is looking out for us, isn’t it?  

Episode 5 of “HASH IT OUT WITH JANE” on KUSF-IN-EXILE

The topics on this episode were; texting while driving, Deaf Culture, and Witchcraft.  For further reading, check out the following links.



Friday, December 16, 2011

Episode 4 of “HASH IT OUT WITH JANE” on KUSF-IN-EXILE

On this episode I interviewed Documentarian, Tom Trainer, about a film he is making about me.  This was my first interview on the show.


Also, I discussed the importants of "wheelchair etiquette.'

I hope you enjoy/enjoyed listening to “HASH IT OUT WITH JANE” on KUSF-IN-EXILE.  I'd love to hear your thoughts, suggestions and/or questions.  Drop me an email to hashitoutwithjane@gmail.com and maybe I'll respond to it on the show!


Musical Artists featured in this episode include Ian Penter, Ohio Joe, and The Tumors!




Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Episode 1 of “HASH IT OUT WITH JANE” on KUSF-IN-EXILE

In the first episode of “HASHING IT OUT WITH JANE” on KUSF-IN-EXILE, I discussed the unethical business practices of Nestle…including the use of child-labor.  Since that episode ran, Nestle' has joined forces with the Fair Labor Association (FLA).


Coincidence?  Probably...but I'll pretend that we helped!


“HASH IT OUT WITH JANE”

Hello there, Folks!  I’m very happy to hear that some of you have been listening to the archives of my radio show, “HASH IT OUT WITH JANE” The world from a radical dwarf's perspective, on KUSF-IN-EXILE! There is no need to wait for it to be archived so you can listen to it though.  You can tune in when each episode airs for the very first time every Thursday night at 6:30pm PST and 9:30pm EST!  If you’re not in San Francisco, do not despair!  There are several ways to listen to my show.  First, you could go directly to the website and listen to KUSF-IN-EXILE streaming radio.  Second, if you have iTunes, you’ll find KUSF-IN-EXILE in the college section.  Lastly, you can listen in by using iHeartRadio!  See?  No excuses to miss out!