Hey, Everyone! Remember how much you all love me because I'm cute, cuddly, and just a little bit crazy? How would you like to do me a tiny, little favor once a day, every day until May 10th, 2013? It won't cost you any money at all...just 2 minutes of your time.
A wheelchair accessible van would really help me out in doing all the advocacy and activism work that I do. If you vote for me every day until May 10th, 2013 I just might win such a vehicle!
Share this information with your friends, family, co-workers, Pimp, Coven/Church, support group, parole officer, fellow-inmates, people you see in public bathrooms, doctors, therapists, lawyers, bill collectors, and the person sitting next to you on the bus! I need a 'Gimp Avenger Mobile!'
Be a pal. Vote for me. I'll love you long time! Promise!